Ranting about Watchmen...and also Coraline.
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Watchmen and Coraline come out on DVD tomorrow! ^^ So it's time to rant about the films and the books they're based on!

First Watchmen:

I heard a lot of rumors before I saw the movie in theatres. I heard that they were going to try to make it more marketable by doing stuff like keeping Rorschach alive and having a happier ending. I even heard rumors about...sequels (shudder) and I got pretty pissed off at the concept. (I love Rorschach to death, in fact, he was the only character I did like in the graphic novel, but he has to die, otherwise the ending's not NEAR as effective) So when I acually saw the movie I was excited at how close it was to the graphic novel (No its not perfect, but compared to the other movies based off of Alan Moores work, it's pretty damn close.) I mean, some of the scenes look as if their set up EXACTLY like the panels. Also, the actor who played Rorschach did a VERY good job. (He was not as ugly as Rorschach is in the graphic novel, but he was close enough to the character in appearance and mannerisms so that he felt like Rorschach)

Also, despite the fact that most people didn't like it and there were probably a lot walkouts and such (There were some when I went. Particularly depressing when there aren't many people watching to begin with) I thought the director did a good job. It would have been easy to change it and make money. I'd much rather the movie be mostly true to the graphic novel and unpopular, rather then popular and a sell out.

I think one of the main reasons people didn't like this movie was that it wasn't what they expected. People expected a superhero movie and action and stuff. The graphic novel really isn't like that. It's more a dreary look at humanity. Depressing, bleak, so on and so forth.

Then there were the fans, who also didn't like it because of the few things the director did change. The biggest thing was the squid. I'm of two minds on this.

On the one hand, if they had had the squid the movie would have had to have been at least a half an hour to forty minutes longer just to explain WHY there's a giant squid, (and it was already 2 hours and 45 minutes) so taking it out makes sense and, for the most part the thing they replaced the squid with actually melds well with the rest of the story.

On the other hand, I saw a review by a guy that made some very good points on why taking the squid out wasn't a good idea. The main reason is that, while people are likely to come together against a giant squid from another world, they aren't too likely to come together against a fucking GOD. Also, they left bubastis in...and, if your going to leave in a strange purple tiger thing without telling people why its there, you might as well keep the squid too.

Aside from the squid (Which I did miss, but not enough to hate the whole movie because of its absence) the only things I didn't like in the movie was, on occasion, the soundtrack (Which was kind of odd at points) and Laurie. (But this is okay, because I really didn't like her much in the graphic novel either)

None of this will keep me from buying this movie though, because despite the one or two things that were changed its still pretty close to the graphic novel and I love Watchmen. I'm hoping it does better on dvd then it did in theatres.

Now Coraline:

Now this one was changed a lot. The ending's different, they added a lot of extra plot points and they added a couple characters. (Why Borned was not in the novel.) And, unlike Watchmen, I don't really see the point to adding or changing all of this stuff because they also took out some stuff that could have been kept in.

I actually went to see this movie before I read the book, which is odd, because I've been a Neil Gaimon fan for quite some time now. When I saw the movie (Which was INCREDIBLE in 3D btw) I was like 'Yup, this feels like Neil Gaimon.' It was imaginative, but tended to meander and I didn't much care for the ending. And I've often felt the same about Neil Gaimon's work. He has an incredible imagination but can occasionally get off track and some of his endings are a bit weak. (Not all of them, but some)

However, when I finally read the novel I was surprised to find that it didn't meander at all, and the ending was quite enjoyable. In fact, even though I quite liked the movie, I found it paled in comparison to the original book, which was touching and lovely and a hell of a lot creepier. In short, it was a brilliant children's story and, taking everything into account, the movie doesn't do it justice. 

My favorite author, Terry Pratchett mentioned this book in an afterward in Good Omens (A book he and Neil Gaimon wrote together) and he said "When I read Coraline, I saw it as an exquisitely drawn animation; if I close my eyes I can see how the house looks, or the special dolls picnic. No wonder he writes scripts now. When I read the book I remembered that children's stories are, indeed, where true horror lives. My childhood nightmares would have been quite featureless without the imaginings of Walt Disney, and there's a few little details concerning black button eyes in that book that make a small part of the adult brain want to go and hide behind the sofa. But the purpose of the book is not the horror, it is the horror's defeat."

Kids need some darker material on occasion. ^^ Still, compared to most kid's films coming out these days, this is still a wonderful movie. It may not be AS creepy as the book but it's creepy enough. Plus, it's beautiful and imaginative and has an oddly endearing soundtrack. (Seriously...the score is really GOOD.)

Anyways, whatever their flaws, I plan on buying both of these early tomorrow and I shall enjoy them thoroughly. :)

Poetry: Some Shit I Found
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Some Shit I Found
By Me

I’ve found some glass, part of the bottle of some drunken man,
A couple of gum wrappers, a bullet out of glock 22…used.
Some shale by the beach side…
A weathered string out of a child’s shoe…

I’ll rebuild you out of some shit I found.

Your feet will be honey jars…
Your eyes two pearls out of wild oysters…
Your heart, a giant padlock…Rust covered, but strong and ancient.
Your mind shall be a compass; once carried in the pack of a young soldier…

I’ll put it all together, and tie it up with a kite string…

I’ll make your bones out of sticks and stones…
And your flesh will be old leather…
Your hands and fingers will be tree branches…
Your hair, will be of feathers…

And your mouth a wild moth,
Whispering, beating dust colored wings…
As gentle as a kiss…
Sweet and soft and lingering.

And when my masterpiece is finished, I’ll seal it all in brass…

This time, I’ll build you out of stuff that lasts.


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Someone on deviantArt pointed it out to me that this reminded them of Terry Pratchett's 'These Are The Things That Make a Man' I had finished Wintersmith a week or so before so I'd have to say it's a pretty safe bet that the rhyme did inspire me. In any case this is the rhyme from Wintersmith. It's incomplete because it's not whole in the story, but this is what is there.

These Are The Things That Make A Man

By Terry Pratchett

Iron enough to make a nail,
Lime enough to paint a wall,
Water enough to drown a dog,
Sulfur enough to stop the fleas,
Poison enough to kill a cow,
Potash enough to wash a shirt,
Gold enough to buy a bean,
Silver enough to coat a pin,
Lead enough to ballast a bird,
Phosphor enough to light the town,
Strength enough to build a home,
Time enough to hold a child,
Love enough to break a heart,
These are the things that make a man.


 

Blockbuster Sucks!
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Now I remember why I have a Netflix membership.

Me and my sister made an attempt to rent some movies today. God, I think Blockbuster exists just to piss people off now. It used to be a decent establishment. The only way you can leave happy now is if you 1. Aren't looking for anything in particular or 2. Are getting something new, provided it's not all rented out.

We went to the Blockbuster nearest to us to get Williard (For those people who've never heard of it, it came out in 2003. It's a movie about a guy who's an outcast and winds up befriending a bunch of rats that eat people. It's better ten it sounds) and Grand Torino.  

The Clint Eastwood movie was easy to find because it's a New Release, but we could't find Williard so we decided to try a few more Blockbusters. All of them basically were the same. Everythings just thrown on the shelves and is out of order and if it's supposed to be in alphabetical order then someone isn't doing their job. Ne ways, after we tried three seperate Blockbusters we decided to ask the guy at the desk and he infomed us that none of the locations in the area carried the movie. (We should have asked someone to begin with 9.9)

So, my sis decided she would get Resident Evil instead. We went to pay and the guy at the desk said I had a balance on my account. APPARENTLY they have no record of me returning two videos that I did, in fact, return almost a month ago. He told me until I paid the balance at the other store I couldn't check things out.

So me and my sis drove back to the first location nearest to our house and the guy behind the desk basically told me that I never returned 1408 or Pan's Labyrinth from the last time I rented movies and that I would have to buy them in order to rent more. This isn't true, I remember returning them, I even remember having to drive back with the 1408 disc because I found it in my DVD player shortly after I returned the case. I remember handing it to the guy behind the counter. Anyways, to make a long story short today I paid $45.00 to basically rent three goddamn movies.

After me and my sister left I told her that I wasn't going to go back to Blockbuster anymore...which is annoying because I know it isn't true. Blockbuster is the only real place you can rent stuff now without having to wait for shipping. Is it oo much to ask for them to at least TRY. 

Well, Watchmen and Coraline come out at the end of the month and I plan on getting both the day they come out. I was planning on buying them anyways, not I'm going to buy them from someplace that isn't Blockbuster. Sigh...absolutely rediculous.

An actual journal entry...
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I'm bored as hell right now so I'm going to actually write a journal entry. A real one...
I've never actually kept a diary because, frankly...my life bores me.

Speaking of bored, I'm bored out of my mind. For the first time since...oh god, I can't even remember, I have four days off in a row. Im out of school for the summer and I work at a locally owned coffee shop and recently because one of the locations (There's four, but ones in a library so it probably doesn't count) is doing terrible they went down to one shift during the day. I'm kind of glad, because they were working me over there most afternoons (And it technically isn't my store, but the place doesn't have its own employees so all of us have to fill in) and there was really no point to even being open. I literally didn't even make enough money to cover what they paid me to just stand there.

So, now I'm going from five and sometimes six days a week to two. This is the first week of this, and my boyfriend went out of town for a business thing yesterday morning with his dad and wont be back till the seventeenth so I'm spending my time trying to write and failing, trying to motivate myself into doing some art (Also failing) and playing video games (I'm excelling at this, but frankly, the warm feeling of accomplishment I got from beating Shadow of the Colossus and Bioshock again is nothing to be proud of.)

Oh well. I am hanging out with people tomorrow, so that'll help some. Actually this is another rare thing for me as of late. Last summer I barely spent any time at home. This summer I seem to be falling into bad habits again. On the one hand it means I'm making progress on the art and writing (And video games 99), on the other hand, if I start getting antisocial again, it'll only be all to easy to continue to be antisocial and I don't really want that.

I watched movies on monday with the same people I'll be seeing tomorrow. That was fun. The movies were pretty awful, but I think that's kind of the point of movie nights with friends. One was the Dark Crystal (Which, in truth, is not that bad. I liked it when I was a kid but I can't help but laugh at the main character now and well...Labyrinth is better) and Friday the 13th (The first one) which is a terrible movie but is fun to watch (Like most horror films)

Tomorrow we're doing the nerd thing and playing a knockoff D&D game called Mutants and Masterminds. We did a similiar thing over christmas break before everyone had to go back to college with Vampire the Masquerade.(The whole Twilight hype has turned me off of vampires forever, but it was still fun) To be honest, I don't know if I'm the role playing kind of person. I think I'd rather just have a game night and throw some movies in too, but what the hell, I'll have a good time whatever we do.

Sigh, well, off to doing nothing and trying to write again...or maybe thinking about going to bed...or not. Hmm, my cat is staring at me...maybe I'll see what he wants.

Literature...
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It's kind of strange that many bookstores now have a separate section for literature, away from the other genres. Who exactly decides what is literature and what isn't? And why, do we as human beings deem it necessary to have pre conceived notions about EVERYTHING.
After thinking about it, I decided to write down what I think some of the qualifications for literature are.

1. If it's foreign. But not just a little bit foreign. It has to be foreign enough to have translators.
2. If the author is deceased. (Apparently J.R.R Tolkien doesn't count...you suck Borders. If Alice in Wonderland is Literature then The Hobbit should be literature too.)
3. If it's not a book you want to be reading, so much as a book that you want to have read. (Don't lie...anyone who reads excessively must know what I'm talking about. Some of these books are just being read to get to the end...which is fine, but you have a problem if all the books you read are like that.)
4. If it's assigned in High school or College.
5. It can't be fantasy, science fiction or mystery. If it's romance it has to be Historical Romance. (Obviously there are exceptions)
6. If it's generally read by people who look down on people who read for entertainment purposes. (Literature professors seem to really hate novels written for pleasure...and particularly Stephen King...all literature professors HATE Stephen King)
(Please note that I don't think all literature follows these rules)


Don't misunderstand me. I love literature and I am constantly wandering bookstores and picking up stuff from both the literature section as from the "lesser" genres -_-. I'm just a bit curious as to WHY some things aren't considered literature. Because frankly, just because people like Stephanie Meyer can sell badly written novels for enormous profit (No offense Twilight followers, but she can't write) doesn't mean that every fantasy novel should be looked down on by literature readers. 

Then there's Stephen King, who has poisoned the horror and sci fi genre (I'm not apologizing to Stephen King fans because I'll bet I've read more of his books then most...the man can write for certain, he's just a bit of a whore)  There are a handful of novels that he's written that are brilliant, but he'll never be in the literature section because 1. His books are sold in grocery stores. 2. They are always a bit gross and a bit smutty (That's where the whore bit comes in. The man's a people pleaser) 3. He makes writing look too easy. (He has written more since he retired then most people write in their whole careers. I don't think this is a bad thing...a writer SHOULD love to write) and 4. He writes horror...Maybe none of this is fair, but because Stephen King is the king of horror you can bet that anything else in the genre is going to get snuffed because he's hated so much by "High Brow" readers.

Lastly, because I have to I bring up Terry Pratchett. I adore Terry Pratchett. An English satirist who actually loves to write, is extremely bright and whose novels have a great understanding of human nature while being immensely fun to read. I've never read a Terry Pratchett book to get to the ending (Although his endings are generally very satisfying). And yet he'll never be in literature either. Why? 1. He writes fantasy and 2. He writes funny books. Not fair.

Oh well, I suppose it doesn't really matter. As long as the books are there who cares where they're put. People who don't venture into the fantasy section because they think they're above it obviously don't get the point. But in reality it's really all the same. There are hundreds of books you wont enjoy in the fantasy section and in the sci fi section and yes in the literature section too and there are hundreds you will. But if you search all of them, your odds are better.





 


Doll Eyes In The Attic
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I am a useless child's toy,
Made of old pine and tarnished cloth,
My painted face has long been cracked,
My lifeless eyes take in the dust.

I sit in the corner of attic space,
By a window too old to let in the sun,
And stare at the dark shapes in the gloom,
They speak of centuries long gone.

And spiders nestle in my skirts
And weave their webs against my frame,
And all those colors that were once bright,
Are now washed out, see how they fade.

I am a useless child's toy,
I remember when I was adored,
But my child grew tired of our games,
And banished me to this dusty floor.

Still I take comfort in the fact,
That with time all things must end,
Whether flesh and blood, or cloth and wood,
Whether dirt or clay or glass or skin.

In years and years she too will know,
What it is to sit and watch the dark,
And perhaps she'll think of me up here,
Before the darkness eats her heart.

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On Films: A Follow Up - Good Modern Animated Movies
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A Review of Excellent Animated Films Released In The Last Five Years (After expressing my disappointment in modern animation I thought I'd talk about the newer animated movies that I DID like)

UP ****(2009 Disney/Pixar): I saw this in 3D on sunday and was pleased to find that it was quite good. It was humorous, charming and even touching at times. And, of course the animation is impressive. I thought it got a bit ridiculous towards the end when the dogs were flying airplanes and shooting at the house, but over all I think it was definitely a success. Also Kevin is AWSOME.

Coraline *****(2009 Laika/Pandemonium): This movie is based off of a children's book by Neil Gaimon, an author whom I am quite fond of, mostly because of his vast amounts of creativity. I have noticed that his plots sometimes wander a bit and his endings occasionally drag on and was therefore not surprised to find that this movie is very much the same way. (It gets off track at times) This was before I actually read the book and found that it was pretty straightforward. The film tacks on a couple of extra characters and plot points that are for the most part unnecessary. Still, despite this, its a great movie. It's inventive, deliciously eerie, has a great score and is absolutely BEAUTIFUL to look at. It's done in Stop Motion Animation and I have to say was a real treat to see in 3D. Definitely check this one out when it's released on DVD.

WALL-E ***** (2008 Disney/Pixar): This is actually the first animated Disney movie I'd seen in theatres since Lilo and Stitch in 2002. After a month of people telling me I should see it because it was cute I finally did. It was cute and that didn't surprise me. What did surprise me was how GOOD it was. This movie has all of the charm of classic Disney films, particularly in the first half when there is very little dialogue and all the humor of modern Disney and Pixar films. I've heard some people say that they think the addition of the humans in the second half ruins it, but I don’t think it does. I look at it more like a marriage between classic and modern Disney in that it features both subtle quiet charm AND colorful boisterous antics. This is Disney and Pixars best film since Toy Story.

Monster House **** (2006 Columbia/Relativity/ImageMovers/Amblin/Sony): This film was done in Performance Capture animation, like the director's previous film, The Polar Express, but with the kinks worked out. It's a shame that this movie did so poorly, it was actually quite good. It was really awesome to look at and was very funny and charming. I imagine that that part of the reason that it flopped was because most people were scared off by the premise, but in reality this movie has a sophistication that most animated features to not manage to obtain and is at certain times quite lovely.


Howls Moving Castle*****
(2004/2005 Buena Vista(US distributor) Dentsu, Mitsubishi, Nippon, Studio Ghibli, Tohokushinsha, Tokuma, d-rights): Done in 2D animation. Originally this was released in Japan in 2004, but it had a short run in theatres in the United States in 2005. I, sadly, was not able to see it in theatres, but I did get it when it came out on dvd. I LOVE Hayao Miyazaki. His films are always magical and while I don't think Howls Moving Castle is his best I still really enjoyed it. If your a fan of animation it would be a good idea to look this guy up. He puts Disney to shame.


On Films: Classic Animation vs. Modern Animation
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Well, this would be my first journal entry. Rather then talking about my life in my journal I think I'll use it to talk about my oppinions. This is mostly on account of the fact that my life is very dull and I've always HATED journals. Now that school's out for the summer I spend most of my time either working or, when I'm not workin sitting in front of a computer and doing...well nothing actually. In fact it's astounding how much time I waste doing nothing...like...writing journal entries that no one will read.

With that in mind; animation.

I love animated films. I'm twenty one and over time I think my love for animation has only increased. Part of this, I imagine is because I'm going to art school for illustration and can therefore appreciate the movies from an artist's standpoint. But, as time goes on I find that, though I love animation as much as I always have, the number of animated films I've been willing to see recently has decreased, as well as the number of cartoons I enjoy watching on television.

In the beginning animation was not for children. In fact, most of the earliest cartoons were played in theatres before adult films, which is why The Looney Toons is no longer played on television (although this is also because these days everyone is way too uptight...so instead of edgy humor we get that dumbed down kid friendly and frankly insulting humor that plagues modern cartoons)

It was probably Disney that had the biggest role in changing animated films into something that is now considered predominantly for children. This doesn't particularly bother me. I was born in 1987, so I grew up during the Disney Renaissance. But just because a film is supposed to be kid friendly does NOT mean that it shouldn't also be good. In the 90s Disney released a lot of quality films.

 

Now Disney is still in the lead, but only with the inclusion of Pixar. Disney by itself is now pretty mediocre. We also have Dreamworks, which releases animated films at least as often as Disney and Pixar do but still constantly finish in second and the occasional release that’s neither.

 

Now, although I have enjoyed a handful of films that were released since 2000 I still have to complain about a few habits that recent animated features have fallen into.

 

First of all the animation itself is somewhat disappointing. This is not because it isn’t high quality. When CG animation started to catch on I thought it was phenomenal, but since then it has taken over 2D animation entirely, which is a shame because there was something very beautiful about the painted scenery and hand drawn characters. Something that CG cant capture. It certainly has it’s own high points, but it would be nice if we could have both.


Now, even as I write this I am aware that Disney is preparing to release The Princess In The Frog later this year, a film done in the old style. All I can say is hopefully it’s good, because I have a feeling that while a success can bring the style back, a failure may very well condemn it.

As for cartoons, all I can say is that during my life I've watched all of the kids networks slowly slip into mediocrity. First there was Nickelodeon, which was wonderful and creative and new. This is the network I grew up with and watched constantly. I stopped watching it  around the time Invader Zim got cancelled (The second time) and believe that, in my oppinion, the network no longer has a single decent cartoon on it's lineup. Spongebob was ok for a while, but I saw one of he recent episodes a couple days ago and was amazed at how awful it's gotten.

Nextly there's the Disney Channel. Now this one was never that great. There were few cartoons that were pretty good when I was a kid, but it got bad pretty quickly. Now the Disney Channel makes me sick to my stomach.

Then there's Cartoon Network, which I still watch. Unfortunately I don't know how much longer this is going to last. Lately it seems to be going the way of Nickelodeon. The newer shows are boring, annoying and somehow manage to have no sense of humorwhatsoever.

 

It seems as though the charm has gone out of most modern animated features and cartoons. Classic Disney films may have been at times sickeningly sweet and the old cartoons may have been a bit simple, but they still had something that todays animated features done. We seem to have acquired impressive graphics at the cost of quality storytelling and tactful humor.

 

There are a handful of movies that do still have charm and a few cartoons that are still funny but being as in love with animation as I am, I’m sorry to see the art go to such waste.



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